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Birthday Parties

The best birthday party most people have ever been to. We hear it a lot.

Why a rage room for a birthday?

Because it's something none of the guests have ever done. Because the photos are wild. Because the birthday person gets to be the center of attention without having to perform for anyone. Because at the end, everyone feels physically lighter than when they walked in. And because, frankly, it's funny.

How we make it a party

  • Decorations: For $20, we'll put up "Happy Birthday [Name]" signs, banners, and balloons in the room and the lounge.
  • Cake space: The lounge has a table where you can set up cake, drinks, snacks. (No food in the smash room.)
  • Photos: Bring a photographer if you want one, or pass your phone to the staff and we'll grab shots through the safety window.
  • Custom item to smash: Bring a framed photo, a piñata, anything that has meaning. For $5 we'll mount it for you.
  • Birthday person bonus: The guest of honor gets first pick of the tools and an extra solo round at the end.

Most-booked birthday ages

AgeWhy it works
21stNewly-legal, ready for unconventional. Often combined with dinner.
30thOur most-booked age, by a wide margin. The "I'm not a kid anymore but I refuse to be boring" demographic.
40thClose second. Married couples bringing their oldest friends.
50thSurprisingly common. Energy is great. Mallets get used more than sledgehammers.
OtherWe've hosted everything from 18th to 75th. The age range is real.

Pricing

Birthday parties start at $180 for up to 4 smashers. Larger parties are quoted based on group size — see the Groups page for the full pricing structure.

To book

Call (610) 698-0771 at least 7–10 days in advance. Weekends fill up fast — especially Saturdays. Tell us the birthday person's name (we want to spell it right on the banner), the age, the date, and any music you want loaded up.